If luxury had a mafia boss, this would be it. Sharp lemon, spicy cardamom and saffron kick the door open, jasmine and lily glide in like they own the place, and then BOOM – a velvet mob of oudh, patchouli, amber and cashmere musks roll up with leather jackets and gold chains. Tonka and vanilla sweet-talk you while cedarwood and vetivert whisper “you’ll never smell anything richer in your life.” It’s opulent, it’s dangerous, it’s basically a designer suit in wax form.