Scrubs

 

🧂 Dead Sea Salt Scrubs

Smooth skin? We deliver. These salt scrubs are handmade, sassy, and savage — just like your ex wishes they were.

Made with real Dead Sea salt (the fancy kind), these pots of pastel power scrub away dead skin, bad vibes, and probably the memory of that one time you fake-tanned over sunburn. Rinse off and feel like a glazed donut with self-worth.

Perfect for:

  • Legs that deserve the spotlight
  • Elbows in their villain era
  • Anyone who wants to glow like they’ve had 8 hours sleep and a green juice

 

✨ Warning: may cause spontaneous strutting post-shower.